All right, so I'm bored, and I've decided to go on a rant to describe myself, y'know, for your benefit.
So as you might predict, this may get pretty damned long - I'm a fan of English and I use plenty of it.

The name I grew up with is Tyler. My family is considered by many to be 'huge' but I'm not quite sure I agree with that - it'd be strange for it to be any smaller.
From eldest to youngest, this is a list of the first names of people in my family: James(dad), Trudy(mom), Jaymi, Tabitha, Julie, Troy, Jodi, Todd, Jacob, Tyler(me), Joshua, Trisha, Jarom, Treasure, Jillian, and Tekota.
Yes, if you counted those, I have 13 siblings - 7 sisters, 6 brothers, all nice and even, innit?
You may have also been keen enough to notice that all of those names start with either the letter J or a T, and it alternates. Good for you, nice and observant.
Okay, so, because I grew up in this good sized family, I am... capable of dealing with ANYTHING. I'm serious, just try to piss me off, the odds of my caring are reeeaaally low.
The big family also gave me an appreciation for both silence and sound, for activity and calm, for brains and empathy.
We are smart cookies, make no mistake. Every one of us is incredibly clever - however, none of us are obsessive enough to have any real 'addictions' or things that we REALLY focus on in life.
I'm probably the closest to obsessive, and I get bored with most things - even people, sometimes - before a year or so goes by. Yeah, that's it, you're all just pairs of shoes to me!
I did not study in school - it stuck in my head the first time. Chemistry I was almost convinced to study for, because that stuff was slippery - but I still didn't study and skimmed by, barely.
As a good friend once told me quite plainly "For being so smart you sure can be dumb."
She's right - one of the curses of being too damned smart is that you get really used to being right, which is dumb - you should always leave room for error in your thoughts. Plus, sometimes everyone says or does dumb shit, intelligence aside.
I am very likely to say some stupid shit to you at some point, something tactless when it was meant to be gently teasing, something that makes no sense to read when it's really the simplest thought to be had on the matter.
Yes, I'll state the obvious, get over it. It wouldn't BE obvious if someone didn't make damned sure other notice.
I have ten fingers, ten toes, no allergies, brown hair, blue eyes, I'm 5'11" tall, and I weigh around 1.5 hundred pounds - like any other human being, my weight varies.
I am a fine specimen of a human being in most every sense - I am well adjusted socially (I think), my body is fit and easy to maintain, I'm really healthy, and my mind is awesome.
However, I do think I'm ugly. Occasionally I'll look at myself in the mirror and approve, but with more than a glance I'm always bothered by my appearance - that's just the way I am.
At the same time, I know that most other people don't seem to think I'm ugly, and I'm content with that. I'm still likely to debate with you about it though if you try to call me 'cute' or 'hot' or anything like that.
I was born on the 2nd of March, in the year 1988 A.D., in the the hospital of Great Falls, Montana, United States of America, North America, Planet 'Earth', Milky Way, Universe. While I don't remember this event I am sure it was a glorious occasion for all involved.
So far, I have been slightly above average at everything I try. Sometimes significantly above average, but that's only the case if I'm enjoying doing it.
There are very few things indeed that I find truly difficult. Even people - the hardest game of all - are only difficult occasionally. There's only one person I've met to date that utterly stumps me, but that's an intrigue bonus for her, I think. >>
I enjoy most things as I do them. Think of the most tedious thing you've ever done, and I'm likely to enjoy performing the task, at least for a few minutes.
I'm caucasian - I don't know what countries my ancestors came from.
I am tolerant of damned near everything. Intolerance bugs me a little, but only because it's so far against everything I believe.
If 'good' and 'bad' are to be classified, I would say that 'good' is when one person willfully helps another, and 'bad' is when one person willfully harms another.
I tend to be bluntly honest when I criticize something, and I occasionally get into moods that lead me to say more than I really mean. Hopefully people can take that in stride.
I will take everything you say with a not a grain, but a spoonful, of salt. Because misunderstandings are too common. I am almost guaranteed to see something that can be seen in more than one way from every way possible - and I will guess based on my knowledge of you which you intended to say.
My favorite color is green, my favorite number is 23, my favorite mythological creature is the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
If it's possible to think too much, I do so.
I like black socks better than white socks.
I will do ANYTHING within my power for a friend. I will do just as much for most strangers.
I judge people based on their appearance and behavior - and I admit to that. You do it too, even if you wouldn't want to say it.
I am a virgin, by choice. That choice comes from my choice of female companions. For some reason, I seem to be attracted mainly to girls who have an aversion to fornication. I like my choices anyway.
I was raised as a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints - better known as 'the mormon church.' However, I no longer believe the teachings of it.
I debate with people for fun. Yes, that means I might 'argue' with you even if I personally agree with you. I enjoy playing the devil's advocate.
My username in a fair number of places on the internet is Keign - if you see someone named 'Keign' on another website you visit, it is somewhat likely to be me.
I'm not always nice, I try not to be an asshole.
I am predisposed to 'pissing contests,' or 'e-penis fights.' However, I don't usually seem to notice they're happening as they do. I'm human, and like every other social human, the thing I enjoy talking about most is myself - if the topic is about how well someone did in school, yes, I'll compare myself to them and probably speak in a fairly positive light about my intelligence.
If I am pissed off, it is not because of you. You're not nearly important enough to me to piss me off all on your own. The same goes for most other emotional states I can get into. There's only one exception to this, and she's not you. (Unless she is reading this, in which case, Hi!)
By the standards of the Myers-Briggs type evaluation, I am an ENTP. Extraverted, iNtuitive, Thinking, Perceiver. For more information on that just look it up online - pretty much everything they say there fairly describes my personality.
I am only an ENTP just barely - in every category I scored nearly as high in the 'opposing' type. Meaning I'm also highly Introverted, Sensing, Feeling, and Judging.
I have a sense of humor, but I wouldn't consider myself funny. I often enough TRY to be funny, but I'm really not.
I'm tired of writing this - toldya I get tired of things fairly quickly - enough though it's not as long as I'd expected.
I suppose I'm done now. If you really have a question, ask. I'll probably answer.